I don't normally do this... But it told me im 84%

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but here goes.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (I can do it.)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (I played them in my head, anyway.)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 7

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 9

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

TOTAL: 14

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 15

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
(When the opportunity arises)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL:21

GRAND TOTAL: 21

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am xx% Mentally ill.
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hedonistascetic's avatar
Cool, I'll have to pass this test on to my friends. O' Yeah, what friends.

I scored 60%, either I've become more sane over the years (ha)
Or:
(A) The Police shrink lied when I was younger,
Or:
(B) There's something wrong with this test,
Or:
(C) ?!?, Damn; I forgot what "C" was,
Or:
(D) All of the above, Yeah I think that's the one; especially "C"