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Mow-Your-Damn-Lawn

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but here goes.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (I can do it.)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (I played them in my head, anyway.)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 7

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 9

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

TOTAL: 14

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 15

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
(When the opportunity arises)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL:21

GRAND TOTAL: 21

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am xx% Mentally ill.
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Hey guys ~n~ gals!

I posted some new pieces yesterday and will finnish posting the rest of the ones i've been working on in a little bit. Its just a collection of sketches and things, both new and old, that I havn't scanned yet, mostly because my scanner at home is only 8.5 x 11in. Thats not really an excuse however because most of the pieces I scanned were in my smallest sketchbook. Also, the pieces I uploaded yesterday weren't made presentable in photoshop or anything because I just didn't have time. I'm going to start cropping and touching up some of the pieces today before I post them. Hope you all enjoy what I've been working on and leave lots of comments. Critique of any kind other than just down right nonsensical or abrasive are seriously appreciated. I feel critique is one of the main things that helps me both grow as an artist and acheive a better understanding of how to improve my art. Thanks for reading, hope to hear from all of you soon.
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Hey, so this is my first journal entry here on Deviant Art, and I think I will keep it concise. The only thing that made me wanna write something here in the first place, is that I figured I should post a link to where I was featured most recently. Here we go: news.deviantart.com/article/67… ; Big thanks to ~Eternal-Salvation:iconeternal-salvation: for giving my gallery some more exposure!
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I don't normally do this... But it told me im 84% by Mow-Your-Damn-Lawn, journal

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