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  • Listening to: Silence
  • Reading: comments
  • Watching: The empty windowless computerlab's walls.
  • Playing: with myself
but here goes.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (I can do it.)
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (I played them in my head, anyway.)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 7

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

TOTAL: 9

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

TOTAL: 14

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally...
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 15

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
(When the opportunity arises)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL:21

GRAND TOTAL: 21

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am xx% Mentally ill.

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Mow-Your-Damn-Lawn
Dave
Artist | Student | Other
United States
Current Residence: Jersey...again...unfortunately.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: XL
Print preference: Any thing you can afford.
Favourite genre of music: Electronic music, Jam Bands, Rock, Rap
Favourite style of art: What ever moves me, changes my mood, broadens my horizons, or changes my life.
Operating System: Xp
MP3 player of choice: Winamp
Wallpaper of choice: The wall paper on my desktop changes frequently
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:iconcedaco:
CedaCo Featured By Owner May 5, 2013
Happy Birthday! Hope everything is we... :hug:
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butterybinki Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
DAVVEE WHERE ARE YOU DAVEE???!!!
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RacehorseCharlie Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for the watch man :salute:
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objectif-charme Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012
Welcome and thanks for my new watcher.
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ChrisM-Erotic Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012  Professional Photographer
Thank you for adding me to your Watch it is most appreciated :)
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Alvyna Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanxxx so much for watching! :peace:
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butterybinki Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012
:hug: Hey you!
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Mow-Your-Damn-Lawn Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2012  Student Artist
Hey girlll. Whats up?
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butterybinki Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2012
Hai Babehh!! What are you into now?
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EBrummer Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why are you watching me? Do you work for the government? Just kiddin...and thanx
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